marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
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