what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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