Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
