Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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