I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
