How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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