yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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