K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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