wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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