the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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