I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I can't trust your balls anymore.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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