So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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