i don't plan on having that self control this summer
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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