I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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