Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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