my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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