last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He better not be in your backpack
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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