You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
