why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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