i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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