I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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