He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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