I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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