I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
thus making me awesome and them whores
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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