There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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