that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
my sisters under your porch take her home
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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