Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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