pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
The beer is more important than you right now.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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