So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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