How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
