also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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