Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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