I think scott just propositioned me for sex
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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