i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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