4 words: hood of his car
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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