Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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