You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
wow bdsm is so cute
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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