i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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