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garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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