Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
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