i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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