I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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