I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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