so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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