I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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