The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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