I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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