i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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