Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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