I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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