I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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