...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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