Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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