And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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