Whatcha textin bout Willis?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
