hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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